Being overserved

i tell you michael, drink a coke if you are hungover puking... it will fix everything

Ethnicity

michael, i tell you - don't abandon your ethnic side... your grandparents would not be pleased

wheeling and dealing

i tell you michael, you were born to wheel and deal... it's in your blood

Free Items

God almighty Michael, I tell you, if something is free, why would you pay for it?

decisions when smoked

i tell you michael, never make decisions when smoked

truck dream

i tell you michael, whatever you do this weekend, do not ride in a pickup truck... i have a dream

door entry/exit superstition

i tell you michael, never exit a building from a door other than the one you entered... it's bad luck